Sunday, November 4, 2012

BSSP Shomrim (allegedly) BUSTED Impersonating Hatzolah at Gas Station!

While most official emergency service agencies were adequately supplied with fuel during the east coast's fuel shortage, BSSP Boro Park Shomrim was desperate to find a source for their fuel. Sources tell us that a generous gas station owner designated a specified time for Hatzolah volunteers to fill up their vehicles with free fuel in order for them to continue with their lifesaving operations. Despite being told that this line was exclusively for Hatzolah volunteers, sources tell us that several BSSP Boro Park Shomrim members attempted to infiltrate the line and steal the free gas. Thankfully, the owner caught them in time and sent them away in shame.

We wonder: what does BSSP Shomrim need gas for anyways? What is their "emergency" need above any other civilian? The poor victims of BSSP Boro Park Shomrim abuse are sure glad that their members aren't able to get around too fast now.

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